Questions I've been asked this week.

Josh:  "What would you do if I were Optimus Prime?  Where would I live, in the house or the garage?"

Me:  "Can you be Bumblebee instead?  Then I wouldn't have to drive the swagger wagon."

John:  "Why do I have to wear underwear every day?"

Me:  "Well, what days were you not wanting to wear them?  "

Josiah:  "Can I have a cheetah?  a dinosaur?  an alligator?"

Me:  Umm, no.






It's not really the questions.  They always ask me unusual questions.

It's the sincerity that they ask with.

Like maybe there is a chance I would get them a cheetah.

Or let them stop wearing underwear.