I ran out to the clothesline to hang my final comforter out to dry.
I walked into the living room and found this:
When I went outside all of 2 minutes ago, they were quietly watching TV - snack less. Apparently, they executed their plan with military precision to get not only the 20 gallon jug of animal crackers, but also the contraband grabber from the top of the fridge. In under 2 minutes.
Some day these skills will pay off.
Today is not that day.